LETTER TO ASPIRIN COMPANY

Dear Sir:
You manufacture aspirins that relieve suffering, colds and
fevers. The mixture used in your tablets makes it possible for
people to get out of bed and fight off headaches, muscle spasms, and
bad nerves. I have noticed that these tablets work very well
during the week and especially on Saturdays. The problem is that
people who take them on Sundays seem to get no relief. They can not
seem to get rid of their headaches and aches and pains and are not
able to attend church on Sunday.
Would you please see if there is some ingredient that you can add
to make these tablets work on Sunday?
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